so my brother only has one eye and one time in art class the teacher said “draw your neighbors eye” so he took his fake eye out and sat it on the girls desk that was sitting next to him and she screamed and started crying
Your brother is golden
‘it’s not cold’ said the PE teacher with a coat on
“running for 20 minutes isn’t that bad”, said the PE teacher from the chair
‘you’ve got to stay healthy’ said the PE teacher eating a mars bar
“Being on your period is no excuse.” said the male PE teacher with no uterus.
omfg why are these so scary
you all seem terrified but remember these children grew up to be your grandparents
explains a lot actually.
when blogs have the full correctly spelled name of a person or character as the url
It makes me so angry, that a banana is a berry
OH MY GOD
are we not going to talk about an avocado being a berry too??!?
it gets worse, strawberries aren’t berries, they’re “accessory fruits”
EXCUSE ME I NEED TO GO RETHINK MY ENTIRE LIFE
TUMBLR STOP RUINING MY PERSPECTIVE OF LIFE
Found a paper I wrote in 5th grade that I got an ‘f’ on.
My prompt was “Imagine you are sitting on a cloud, what would you do or see”
"I would see the ground as I fell because I would fall through it because in science you told us that clouds were just water mists."
*slow clap the fuck outta this shit*
BUT YOU GUYS ARE FORGETTING THE REST OF THE PARTY CAT SAGA WHERE PARTY CAT IS REVEALED TO BE A DANGEROUS SOCIOPATH CONTROLLING HIS OWNER’S ENTIRE LIFE
and the heroic rescue
and of course the prequel of when times were better
and most importantly, you forgot to credit the artist